- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Latvia isn't a joke

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

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