Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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