- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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