- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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