- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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