GOODBYE

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Mogok Papiti.

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