- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

angelosnyder is not gay

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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