- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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