- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

The WNBA

meh

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??