- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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