What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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eat a hot dog

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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