Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

National security?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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