What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Please? No.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

whats white and looks like paper paper

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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