Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Whats worse than suicide? death

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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