Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Laugh.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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