- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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