What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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404 Error: Joke not found

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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