- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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MOAR??

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Penis

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away