In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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eat a hot dog

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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