- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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