Women's rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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CAS

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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I will create more jobs for americans

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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