- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Yanter, Look it up

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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