Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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CAS

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Ron Paul for President!

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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