- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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