- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

I hate blackniggers

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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