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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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A man walks into a bar

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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