- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

meh

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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