- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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