- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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