- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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