- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

knock knock whos there? nobody

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

A person from Singapore eats

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Stop procrastinating.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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