- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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