- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Vaginal secretions

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

In soviet Russia...things are different

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

9/11

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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