- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What did death say to life? Go die

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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