What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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