Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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