I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

sorry son your nanas been put down

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

I work at jcpenny

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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