Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

the holocaust

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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