- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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