What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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One day a man walked into a wall

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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