Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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ejaculation JLR

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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