- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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