why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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