How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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