- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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