What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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