- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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