Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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