i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Black people being friendly.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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