What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Black people being friendly.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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feminism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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