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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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