- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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