What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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