- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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