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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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