- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

A possesed goat: "moo"

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Of course, first door on your left

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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