- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

give me a thumbs up

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

you just read an anti-joke

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Bitch

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A black man has a job.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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