Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Stephen Hawking

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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