- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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