Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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