- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock Knock CUM IN!

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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