- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

National security?

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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