What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Your mom went to college

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Miscarriages.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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