- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

National security?

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

an dislexik nam rwote hits

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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