What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Roses are blue Colton is gay

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

ecks! why zee?

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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