a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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