Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Abortion.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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