- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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