Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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