Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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