what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What is cowboy say

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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dead dibbs

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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