There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Replacement Referees

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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