What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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