- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Women's rights

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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