- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What did the car do? CRASH!

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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