- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

ecks! why zee?

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

don't read this

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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