- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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