Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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