what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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get in the car.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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