what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Tilt your screen back

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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