- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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