- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Knock knock Shut up

hextech crafting too opieop

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

That is so fetch

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

boobs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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