Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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