What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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