- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

boobs.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Do you like apples? Yes

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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