What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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