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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Ron Paul for President!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Homo say what?

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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