- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

I am very humble.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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