What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

robin, get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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