Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Loperson

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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