Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What do you call a black man? A person

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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