Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Manchester City

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Gay republicans

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

A seal walks into a club.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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