A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Chuck Norris is dead......

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

whats white and sticky glue

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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