Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

YEAH THEY DO!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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