Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

look under under where under under where. under the couch

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Liverpool City Football Club

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

WNBA

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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