- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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