- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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