I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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