Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Justin

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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