- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A Serbian Film

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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