- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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