What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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matt is fat

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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so...um, yeah

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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