What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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