what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Trump will make America great again.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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