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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

womans rights...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

oh hey.

Joke

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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