What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

SBB

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

PIED NINNY!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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