A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Erectile Dysfunction.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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