Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Heskey time.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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