Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Ian's mind Elevator music

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

THE GAME

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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