A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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