Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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