one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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