What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

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