- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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