- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Cows are land manatees.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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