what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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