what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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8--------------------- penis

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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i hate black people

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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hello

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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were you expecting a joke

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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