- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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