Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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