- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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