I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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how did the man die he didnt

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