- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What's the difference between a lamp?

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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