whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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how did the man die he didnt

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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