- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Gretta has five legs? -no

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

President Donald Trump

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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