- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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