- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Knock Knock The doors already open

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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