- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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