What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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