- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A seal walks into a club.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Uh... What was emulating again?

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

The Princess is in another castle

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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