- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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