A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

don't just stand there

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

justin littleton being sucessful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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