spell backwards: taco cat

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A man did not like this site

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

So one time there was this woman learning...

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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