- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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