Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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