- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Testicles.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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