- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Horse.

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