a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

N-E Pats never cheated

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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