- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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