what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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George Bush.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Racial equality.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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