What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

dry handjob

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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