- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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