How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Racial equality.

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George Bush.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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