- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Well this is pointless.....

I was once a hamster.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Womens rights

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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