How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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