- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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