- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Your Mum is soo fat.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Turkey Balls

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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