- Anti Joke

A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.