- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

I love alchohol!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

what is the color of a burp burple

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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