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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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