A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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