- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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