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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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