Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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