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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why didn't he finish his

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

hi mom

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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