- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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