- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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